"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
Intellectual Humorists Gifts
Looking for a gift that tickles the brain and the funny bone? Our collection celebrates the wit and wisdom of intellectual humorists. From clever mug designs to witty t-shirts and artistic prints, find a thoughtful and amusing gift for anyone who loves humor with a brainy twist. Whether they enjoy puns, satirical jokes, or clever observations, our products are designed to entertain and delight. Give a gift that sparks smiles and conversations, tailored for those who appreciate humor that makes you think.
Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .
"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"
'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'
'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
Intelligent people laugh too!
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Scarcity
Archimedes statue with a lever
Optimist
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."
Schrödinger and his cat
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.
'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'
"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin
"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."
Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books
'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'
"Hey samson, nice man bun."
"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."
'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'
Auguste Comte
'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'
'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'
'Heidegger-Hi!'
Clever pitbulls.
'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'
Intellectual Humorists Gifts Collection
Intellectual Humorists Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for intellectual humorists, featuring clever sayings and witty quotes to start or brighten their day.
Intellectual Humorists Pillows
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Intellectual Humorists Prints
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Intellectual Humorists T-Shirts
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