Intellectual Humor Gifts

Philsopher's stoned.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Schrödinger and his cat

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

I know I'm considered a genius, Axel, but really, I'm only human. I still put my hat on like any other man: one leg at a time.

'I know I'm considered a genius, Axel. But really, I'm only human. . . I still put my hat on like any other man. One leg at a time.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Yeahh!! - My IQ test came back negative!"

"They call him a wit."

High I Queue

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Scarcity

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Archimedes statue with a lever

The devil you know and his plus one

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

James Joyce.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."