Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'
Intelligence Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative humorist in your life? Our collection celebrates intelligence and wit through fun, clever designs. From snappy quotes to brain-teasing graphics, these products are ideal for sparking smiles and conversations. Whether they're a thinker, a scholar, or just a lover of smart humor, you'll find something that resonates with their clever spirit. Share a gift that celebrates their unique sense of humor and creative spark today.
Albert Einstein
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
Intelligent people laugh too!
"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
Scarcity
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
Archimedes statue with a lever
MUSHROOM MASACRE.
"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"
Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models
"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"
At the 2021 Religious Games
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
She loves to play with string theory.
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'
"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."
Intelligence Humorist Gifts Collection
Intelligence Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the clever and witty. Find the perfect humorous design for the creative humorist in your life.
Intelligence Humorist Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that feature clever, witty messages—perfect for the creative mind who loves a good laugh.
Intelligence Humorist Prints
Browse our humorous and insightful prints designed to entertain and inspire, celebrating the wit of the creative humorist.
Intelligence Humorist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts with smart, humorous graphics and witty sayings, ideal for those who love to showcase their clever humor.