Philosophical Fun Gifts

"Who was first?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Going Down?

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

Time Tree

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"It might sound silly, but I don't think this job is good for my diet."

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

Statue Farts.

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"