Philosophy Fun-seeker Gifts

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Divine Desk Bins

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

Get on with it!

He likes to make work fun

Philosopher trading cards.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'