Philosophy Fun-seeker Gifts

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Divine Desk Bins

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Too much monkey business...

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Get on with it!

Philosopher trading cards.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.