Fantasy Fun-seeker Gifts

Abominable Snowmail

"Soon, my little friend, soon."

Rapunzel's bad hair day.

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'

'I think it's just a tax loss fiddle.'

Get on with it!

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

Monkey Business

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"