Fantasy Fun-seeker Pillows

Abominable Snowmail

"Soon, my little friend, soon."

'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'

'I think it's just a tax loss fiddle.'

Get on with it!

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Out To Lurch

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Photobooth Photobomb

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

The Final Selfie

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'