Fantasy Fun Seekers Pillows

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Get on with it!

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Children's Entertainer

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The Final Selfie

Photobooth Photobomb

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People