Psychic Fun Seekers Pillows

Guess your sperm count

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Out To Lurch

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Get on with it!

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Children's Entertainer

Photobooth Photobomb

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

The Final Selfie

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"You know damn well what noise!"