Fantasy Seeker Pillows

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Man fishing for a mermaid with a bra

Twin Broom Witch

Cinderella

Xanadu

"Reality is great for the day to day. But for the really important stuff you need to look elsewhere."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Artist paints over his view of a factory

"I wonder what it's like to be rich."

Mouse Boat

'Listen, guys - why are your reports just about numbers? Why don't you write more about good looking actors, strapping princes, hair cuts and cute animals?'

Homeless Dream

"Magical cookies! Rose-colored glasses! Illusions of security."

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

Australasia.

'He doesn't look as though he's fighting for his life to me, doctor . . .'

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."

Smartphone

"Wow, another rat."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Dead Funny

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."