Fantasy Fun-lover Gifts

How Arthur really became king.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The tooth fairy.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight feeding his kids.

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"