Fun-loving Fan Gifts

Football Drinks

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Early photobombing

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Karataoke

Cats at private view

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Peel poker.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Ice Cream Tower.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"