Fun-loving Fan Gifts

Football Drinks

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candid Camera store.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Ice Cream Tower.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.