Fun-loving Rescue Fan Gifts

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"We’re ready when you are!"

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Football Drinks

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

"Tag. . . you're it!"

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

Shark Attack

Daft Buggers Rescue

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

Moderately Quick Sand

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

An oxymoron: Cat optimist