Fun-loving Rescue Fan Gifts

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Humpty Dumpty

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

Football Drinks

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

"We’re ready when you are!"

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

Moderately Quick Sand

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

Daft Buggers Rescue

Shark Attack

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set