Rescue Fan Gifts

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

First aid in mountains

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Humpty Dumpty

Sling

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"We’re ready when you are!"

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'