Rescue Fan Gifts

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

First aid in mountains

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Humpty Dumpty

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Sling

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"We’re ready when you are!"

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."