Rescue Mission Fan Gifts

"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Hello there! You're in a a song written by Harold Arlen, who was born in Buffalo NY on 15 Febrary 1905 and died 23 April 1986."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Daft Buggers Rescue

Humpty Dumpty

High-gravity baseball

Happy Hour

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

The hostage rescue team

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.