Rescue Mission Fan Pillows

"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"Hello there! You're in a a song written by Harold Arlen, who was born in Buffalo NY on 15 Febrary 1905 and died 23 April 1986."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Daft Buggers Rescue

Humpty Dumpty

High-gravity baseball

Happy Hour

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The princess and the key

The hostage rescue team

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"