Rescue Scenario Fan Pillows

'...at last I'm saved!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Humpty Dumpty

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"We’re ready when you are!"

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Ostriches

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Hippo on helipad.

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'