Rescue Scenario Lover Pillows

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

In case of fire call yourself.

"I want that one, mommy!"

"Thanks man!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

"We’re ready when you are!"

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Fisherman Rescue