Rescue Mission Lover Pillows

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

The hostage rescue team

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."