Rescue Mission Hero Pillows

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Foster failure"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Lifesaver!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The princess and the key

Litter.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"