Rescue Mission Enthusiast Pillows

"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"

A St. Bernard wearing a yarmulke comes to rescue a stranded pilot wearing a cask of chicken soup.

'At least you saved the cat.'

Chile miners rescue imminent.

"We won't have time to save them both. Should I ask who they voted for?"

'That flipping pooch is lost again!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Castaway stranded on a desert island gets run down by a ship

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The princess and the key

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

The hostage rescue team

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"The Catlich Maneuver"