Rescue Mission Adventurer Pillows

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The princess and the key

Louis Pasteur

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

The hostage rescue team

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

Flood Rescues

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

"Oh thank God!"