Rescue Mission Adventurer Mugs

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The princess and the key

Louis Pasteur

The hostage rescue team

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Flood Rescues

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Oh thank God!"