Rescue Mission Aficionado Mugs

'False alarm - it's just a cry for help.'

"Not another effin cat stuck up a tree!?"

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The princess and the key

The hostage rescue team

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'