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'False alarm - it's just a cry for help.'

"Not another effin cat stuck up a tree!?"

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The princess and the key

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

The hostage rescue team

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm