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"We're saved!"

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The princess and the key

The hostage rescue team

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.