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"What is it girl? Something happen to Timmy?"

Dog Dreams

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"We've got a problem."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The hostage rescue team

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"He's a rescue."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Snooker.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Thanks man!"

"I want that one, mommy!"

In case of fire call yourself.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'