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'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog Dreams

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'