Animal Rescue Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"Hey. Time for a walk, I gotta go to the bathroom. And don't forget those plastic baggy things."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Foster failure"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Dog Dreams

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The hyenas started it."

Foster failure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Tallyho!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'