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"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cat box"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Foster failure

"First date hairball... awkward."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Tourists and their Pets.