Animal Adoption Enthusiast Pillows

"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Foster failure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"The hyenas started it."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'