Animal Adoption Pillows

Pet Adoptions

'Every year millions of dogs are enthanized, 'I sure wish dogs could adopt dogs,'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"Pick me!"

"No, I'm not calling you a liar, I'm simply saying I don't remember ever agreeing to adopt a white rhino!"

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

"Try to look housebroken."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"It's raining cats and dogs. I'm going to see if any of them will follow me home."

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

"You're adopted."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'