Adoption Of A Pet Pillows

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

"I've seen things a dog's not supposed to see."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"Which side do you want?"

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

The Last Trail - 'Don't worry, Ben, in the next chapter Buck tosses off the yoke of slavery by escaping the ruthless French-Canadian trapper's sled dog team and ends up in a comfortable gome in the San Fernando Valley.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I help as much as I can with the baby: I'm always the first to smell when the baby needs changing..."

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."