Considering Pet Adoption Pillows

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Cling-On Dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A man and his dog

Love a Mutt

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."