Considering Pet Adoption Gifts

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"We can't decide whether to buy a dog, or have a child. . ."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tourists and their Pets.

'He does lack social skills.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash