Adopting A Pet Gifts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Schmooze!"

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A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Good dog!"

A Skinny Dog

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"I love what you've done to the place."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"You don't look a day over seven times your actual age."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

English Pointers giving pointers.

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

They got a pet so the children would learn about death.

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

'One pound a piece. But I wanted a whole cat.'

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"My pets found out they were adopted."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"