Adopting A Pet Prints

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"Schmooze!"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'Are we there yet?'

"It's nice to be wanted."

'They feed me and they let me in and out, but those are the only two tricks they know.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"You don't look a day over seven times your actual age."

They got a pet so the children would learn about death.

"I love what you've done to the place."

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

"Good dog!"

A Skinny Dog

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Whatever confidence I once had in him is now gone."

'We are the puppies of Christmas past...'

Separation

'Just where the hell have you been. I've been worried sick!'

Lot and his wife adopt a dog...

'He does lack social skills.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"