Adopting A Dog Gifts

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Dog to dog: 'I didn't even know I was broken, but my nice owner is taking me tomorrow to get fixed.'

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'

'What are you so worried about? Of course you're my best buddy in the whole world.'

Doggy Dinner

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

Super hero dog.

'Oh no, not the dog!'

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'I want her spayed!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Bucket list for dogs.

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

Licensed Therapist

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Huge increase in dog adoptions during lockdown to combat depression and anxiety."

"He's never up before eleven."

"It's pointless to try and find the dog food until we figure out how to use the can opener."

A man and his dog

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Dog Day Afternoon

"About that walk ... can you hold it until springtime?"