Dog Adoption Gifts

"It's nice to be wanted."

"So you want someone sweet, gentle, cuddleable and adaptable needs? I suggest a nice cocker spaniel puppy"

'I found him on the internet.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Dog Dreams

"Listen, Trixie, if we play this right and stick to the plan, we might get free room and board for the rest of our lives."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

Take a puppy, leave a puppy

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

"Pick me!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Ahhh...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'