New Dog Adoption Gifts

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

A dog reads a newspaper

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'He chews things.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'To be fair, you did insist on an early wake-up call.'

"No wonder he has an attitude. He has a microchip on his shoulder."

A Dog's Xmas

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"She's eating in tonight."

Off Leash Dog Park

Glad your home,

In case of bad dog, break glass.

Make my day.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'Rover, you're back! What have you been doing?'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Yes, the mobile dog groomer is nice, but in the old days, "grooming day" meant a nice car ride to go to the salon..."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

"The dog wants out again!"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

Pug Lamp

Dog Holding Sign: Can't Fetch

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

'By god that man stinks!'

'You are a very lazy watch dog!'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.