New Dog Adoption Gifts

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

A dog reads a newspaper

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'He chews things.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'To be fair, you did insist on an early wake-up call.'

"No wonder he has an attitude. He has a microchip on his shoulder."

A Dog's Xmas

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"She's eating in tonight."

Off Leash Dog Park

Glad your home,

Make my day.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'Rover, you're back! What have you been doing?'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Yes, the mobile dog groomer is nice, but in the old days, "grooming day" meant a nice car ride to go to the salon..."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

"The dog wants out again!"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

Pug Lamp

Dog Holding Sign: Can't Fetch

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

'By god that man stinks!'

'You are a very lazy watch dog!'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Super Dog'