New Pet Adoption Gifts

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

Pets.

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

'Nice Mission Statement.'

'I already have a home security system.'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Be a friend.

Happy.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

The light is green.

'What are you so worried about? Of course you're my best buddy in the whole world.'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'You must be crazy.'

'Frank Sinatra's Puppy.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

Dog obedience school: with bone on teacher's table

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Mum how do you wash your tongue?"

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

One man and his dog.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'Good dog!'

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'My owner is a bachelor. May I have a human bag?'

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'