New Pet Adoption Prints

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

Pets.

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

'Nice Mission Statement.'

'I already have a home security system.'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Be a friend.

Happy.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'What are you so worried about? Of course you're my best buddy in the whole world.'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

One man and his dog.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'You must be crazy.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Dog obedience school: with bone on teacher's table

"Mum how do you wash your tongue?"

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

The light is green.

'You never talk to me anymore.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Cat selfie

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.