New Pet Prints

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

'They speak fish!'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

A dog getting neutered.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"It's kittens."

Posh Doghouse.

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I think your parents giving you a pet is a sign of their love - even if it is a drug-sniffing dog.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'Just go already! It's the only tree for a thousand miles.'

Dog with his own tent.

'It's a work in progress of course.'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

101 damnations!

Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.

Fish been here and done that.

Too cute for comfort.

Pet fish flooding the house.

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'I made you coffee.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'