New Pet Arrival Prints

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog Dreams

Cat Nip.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

Family with pets.