New Pet Gifts

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

"It's kittens."

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I think your parents giving you a pet is a sign of their love - even if it is a drug-sniffing dog.'

Posh Doghouse.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Dog with his own tent.

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

'It's a work in progress of course.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Just go already! It's the only tree for a thousand miles.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

'Poke me once more with your finger, buster,and I'll show you what polly can say.'

Too cute for comfort.

101 damnations!

'I wonder if I can write off his obedience training as a business loss.'

Frank Gehry's backyard

Super hero dog.

"It's for you Mom. . . remember when you said that the last thing you needed around here was a dog?"