New Pet Dog Gifts

"Come on! We're doing this as a family!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Cat Nip.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

Foster failure

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Family with pets.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.