New Dog Gifts

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

Morning Routine

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Yeah....very nice...but I still think you're spoiling him!'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'That was fun!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Cat Nip.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."