New Dog Mugs

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

Morning Routine

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Yeah....very nice...but I still think you're spoiling him!'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Cat Nip.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."