New Puppy Mugs

"His name is Fluffy? I thought it was 'STOP IT!'"

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cling-On Dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Foster failure

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

No littering...

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.