New Puppy Adoption Mugs

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!

'Unfortunately for us it's a dog eat dog food world, son.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Dreams

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Super Dog'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

No littering...

Family with pets.